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Wag
Le Dog
by
George Fleming
10/11/1998
Tails
wagged in Washington as presidential pooch Buddy denied a
torrid liaison with a petite poodle.
Rumor has it that Buddy was swept off his paws by a young
intern at the French embassy in DC. "We were just friends,"
said Monique, the apricot cutie who often sported a chic beret.
The little charmer allegedly flashed her sexy black faux pearl
collar after delivering pepperoni biscuits to Buddy during
a past government shutdown. Sparks flew during the encounter
as both parties were hot to trot. It is thought that heavy
petting later took place. Buddy admitted to "being canine
just like any other dog," but barked "no hanky panky occurred,
at least none I am aware of."
Rabid media hounds have labeled these revelations "Poodlegate"
while others label it a "foreign affair." Those in the know
say Monique has shipped the collar in question to her mother.
Buddy's spokesperson, Socks the cat, stated that "Buddy needs
to get back to the business of being first dog. Important
duties await such as taking naps, chasing a ball, and flying
in helicopters."
Buddy was allegedly seen whimpering from the White House to
the dog house as a result of this bone of contention. He continues
to be called on the carpet by the press for a complete accounting
of the whole fling.
Monique is said to be looking for modeling jobs and will reportedly
be posing for an upcoming cover of Mademoiselle magazine.
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